36. It’s Not The Despair……
My frankly terrible season’s predictions, revisited at halfway through the Premier League season
I was honestly going to do something poignant about Robin Williams, forceful about Vicky Beeching, and hilarious about Gaza (it can be done, trust me). Instead, SOCCER.
Here’s your cut out and keep guide to the forthcoming season. Please feel free to keep it and abuse me about it come May.
I haven’t backed anyone yet, so if your team are crap it’s not my fault.
I’ve tried desperately to be impartial, but I’ve failed obviously…..
Placed in reverse order then…
Probably the smallest budget in the division, no notable signings, and a small squad will mean that Sean Dyche is hampered fatally, despite his qualities. Seventeenth will be a miracle. I’ve been to Burnley. There are no miracles there.
19th Crystal Palace
No Pulis, no hope. Whoever comes in will have to deal with an interfering owner and a tiny budget. They will be fucked by Christmas…
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